Hey everyone. I really want to apologize for not posting any wedding love stories here, or wedding tips. To be honest, I've just had some other things on my mind. And while I truly care for my couples, I just don't feel like writing about them.

What's been on my mind? This entire DLNR crap-thing. I mean, it's really stupid. Extremely stupid. And I can see no logic behind it.

Let me give you an update.

I am going to sue the DLNR to get rid of the permit law. It's not only unconstitutional in violation of my 1st amendment rights, but also it hurts the economy, small business, the tourist industry, and doesn't make any sense. Who is going to sue? Well, a bunch of 10 wedding companies basically. Will we sue for money...maybe. Business has slowed dramatically since the DLNR has created this headache. I don't want to sue for money....but I may have to.

You know what really peeeves me off. Hawaii....now we're supposed to be the land of aloha spirit....for those of you who don't know what aloha means, it means extremely friendly, and generous. So we're nice people here. But, if we are such the land of aloha, why does the state pay someone...15 dollars an hour, to break up wedding on the beach?

Wouldn't you like that job..NOT!

Again, the State of Hawaii, pays some blow-hard, to break up weddings. And then we advertise, hey come to Hawaii to get married!! How ironic.

Now for me, I don't get permits, and most of my friends who own wedding companies don't either. The process is cumbersome, illegal, and unenforceable. See, the permits are actually "right-to-enter" permits, they are not for the use of land. Why can't they do this? Well, it's because the State of Hawaii does not own the beach... it's public, not privately owned.

And the State always says this when they are sued. When someone drowns in Hawaii, or gets attacked by a shark, or gets some type of flesh-eating bacteria from walking on the beach...the State is quick to say, that's public land....not us...we have no control over what happens there. But when it comes weddings..they do..

So Mrs. Theiland, who I might as well appoint as the communist business leader of Hawaii, has told people here in the State of Hawaii, that she wants to regulate weddings on the beach, to preserve the environment. Okay.... enter exhibit A....

these are homeless people...camping on the beach...permanently...

the homeless break into cars, steal your money, and don't care... DLNR is okay with this.....

So, "the communist," tells all the sheeple, that the homeless they don't really damage the environment. "The Communist" believes, that weddings..damage the environment...

This, ruins the environment? Can she see the difference in pictures?

Now, can you understand the insanity behind Laura Theiland's logic. She doesn't have any logic, she's insane. At the time when the economy is hitting it's lowest, she does this...and basically brings the entire wedding industry to it's knees.

No, but after this done, I plan to get very personal with her. The wedding industry, slowed down, partially because of the slow economy, and partial due to her. Consequently, many of my friends who owned successful wedding companies, went out of business. She took it to the mattresses when she made this permit.... When this is over, I plan to campaign to get her out office. She has done too much damage to Hawaii. She has played too much to the stuck up wealthy.....and ignored the hard working cool wealthy like me.