{"id":1788,"date":"2013-12-28T13:16:54","date_gmt":"2013-12-28T13:16:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dreamweddingshawaii.com\/?p=1788"},"modified":"2018-03-14T01:56:16","modified_gmt":"2018-03-14T01:56:16","slug":"the-holidays-for-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreamweddingshawaii.com\/the-holidays-for-me\/","title":{"rendered":"The Holidays for Me :)"},"content":{"rendered":"
<\/a>My cat, Junior, by the Christmas Tree.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n Don’t you love the holidays? \u00a0The Black Fridays, the last minute Christmas bargains, the 50% off deals. \u00a0 THE CHAOS!! \u00a0 This Christmas I scored a 55 inch Samsung SmartTV for $800, but it wasn’t without conflict. \u00a0My friends and I waited in line at Sam’s Club for hours and by luck, there was a 55 inch Smart TV on a cart laying right in front of us as we entered. \u00a0We asked the employee if the Smart TV belonged to anyone and she replied that it didn’t. \u00a0She continued, telling us that many people thought that the last Smart TV was taken because it was on a cart, but it actually was just put on there to make it easier for customers to take. \u00a0 As she was telling me this and while my hand was on the wagon, an old lady who overhead the conversation came by and tried to wrestle the cart away! \u00a0For a five foot woman that was around seventy she was very strong. \u00a0But not as strong as me. \u00a0My grip didn’t budge.<\/p>\n I looked down at \u00a0her and said, “Hey, let go! \u00a0What do you want with a SmartTV! \u00a0You don’t even know how to use a smart phone!”<\/p>\n “I saw it first! It’s mine!”<\/p>\n “But our hand was on it, and we were standing right by it!”<\/p>\n “I saw it first you little kid!”<\/p>\n “You can’t see past five feet you five foot tall raisin!” I told her\u00a0as my friend pulled the TV away and took off in the other direction.<\/p>\n “You are a rude boy, can’t give an old lady a TV.”<\/p>\n “You just tried stealing it from me!”<\/p>\n “I’m an old lady!”<\/p>\n “Sounds like a personal problem”, I said as I walked off.<\/p>\n <\/a>I rest my case, that old lady would not know how to operate this machine.<\/strong><\/p>\n When I’m not taking Smart TV’s away from old ladies at Sam’s club, I find myself immersed in work during the holidays. \u00a0Inquiries suddenly taper off around winter, but there are always a few vacationing couples that always want to tie the knot around Christmas, even on Christmas Day. \u00a0 This time around, I had an awesome couple that wanted to tie the knot on Christmas Eve.<\/p>\n <\/a>This happened at 9am on Christmas Eve.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n‘TIS THIS SEASON TO BE GREEDY<\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n