{"id":2319,"date":"2014-08-07T02:41:10","date_gmt":"2014-08-07T02:41:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dreamweddingshawaii.com\/?p=2319"},"modified":"2018-03-14T01:55:35","modified_gmt":"2018-03-14T01:55:35","slug":"guardians-of-the-galaxy-a-must-see-no-spoilers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreamweddingshawaii.com\/guardians-of-the-galaxy-a-must-see-no-spoilers\/","title":{"rendered":"Guardians of the Galaxy, A MUST SEE! (No Spoilers)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/crIaEzXgqto\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I saw <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Guardians of the Galaxy<\/span>\u00a0twice, and both times, it didn&#8217;t disappoint. \u00a0The second time was much better though, because I ate five hot dogs. \u00a0The entire movie is all around awesome, balancing perfectly the right amount of comedy, action, light drama, and talking trees. \u00a0The movie stars Chris Pratt as StarLord (Star-Lord? Star-Princess?) \u00a0I have no idea who he is or that he even acted. \u00a0In all honesty, he looks like a construction worker, a real man, and I say that as a compliment. \u00a0If I had a daughter, I&#8217;d very much welcome Mr. Pratt to marry her, and then I&#8217;d ask him for ten bucks. \u00a0 Then there&#8217;s Zoe Saldana, who seems to make her living playing pastel-colored-aliens who fall in love with wrong species. \u00a0You might recognize her from Star Trek (she was Uhuru) or Avatar (she was the animated love interest). Zoe&#8217;s just a little more pastel green in this movie. \u00a0Bradley Cooper provides the voice for the Raccoon character, and does a really good job (Did you know that Mr. Cooper was Zoe&#8217;s on and off boyfriend in real life? \u00a0A Racoon?) \u00a0Vin Diesel, starring in the best role of his life, plays Groot, the human-tree-thing. \u00a0Then there&#8217;s Dave Batista, who plays some muscled freak. \u00a0I had no idea that guy is half Filipino. \u00a0And you think I could spot a Filipino from a mile away since I&#8217;m surrounded by them here in Hawaii. \u00a0He sure didn&#8217;t look like a Filipino with all that makeup and steroids. (I&#8217;m just saying&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>The movie is safe to take kids and teenagers if you&#8217;re okay with very minor derogatory words. \u00a0 Even though I saw this movie twice in 3D, I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s worth it. \u00a0 If you loved Avengers, you&#8217;ll love this movie even more. \u00a0It&#8217;s that good. \u00a0If you&#8217;re looking to find the meaning of life, skip it&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>P.S. The ship in here &#8220;The Milano&#8221; is very awesome. \u00a0 I think I want to buy the toy model when it comes out and hang it form my ceiling. \u00a0I haven&#8217;t seen that nice of a spaceship since those Robotech Veritech Fighters back in the 80&#8217;s<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw Guardians of the Galaxy\u00a0twice, and both times, it didn&#8217;t disappoint. \u00a0The second time was much better though, because I ate five hot dogs. \u00a0The entire movie is all around awesome, balancing perfectly the right amount of comedy, action, light drama, and talking trees. \u00a0The movie stars Chris Pratt [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2320,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreamweddingshawaii.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2319"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreamweddingshawaii.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreamweddingshawaii.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreamweddingshawaii.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreamweddingshawaii.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2319"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreamweddingshawaii.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2319\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreamweddingshawaii.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2320"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreamweddingshawaii.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreamweddingshawaii.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreamweddingshawaii.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}