I would say that close to all of my clients, at one point or another, find themselves at a Hawaiian luau.\u00a0 \u00a0A “luau, ” if you’re wondering, is just a Hawaiian-themed party.\u00a0 If you’re wondering, a luau doesn’t have to be in Hawaii.\u00a0 It could be in Afghanistan, it just has to be Hawaii-themed.\u00a0 Maybe there’s hula, Hawaiian food, the setting just has to be “Hawaiian,” and well -that’s all.\u00a0 \u00a0The question I always get asked is, “Steve, I want to know which luau is authentic.”<\/p>\n
Uhm….unless you’re attending a luau that’s not commercialized, more than likely, it’s not authentic.\u00a0 \u00a0And that’s purely because back in the day, Hawaiian’s didn’t throw parties for money – haha.<\/p>\n
So what are the best luaus on the Oahu?<\/p>\n
These are the top three.\u00a0 I’ve listed them in no particular order and linked them to their websites (that opens in extra tabs), which should make it easier for you to navigate.\u00a0 I do have a few comments on each.<\/p>\n
PCC, as what the locals call it, is like a mini amusement park.\u00a0 Not only is there a luau here, but an entire mini-city full of little businesses to take your money.\u00a0 Not to mention, a full-fledged\u00a0dedicated restaurant called Pounders.<\/em>\u00a0 \u00a0Their luau is an all-day experience, unlike Germaine’s or Paradise Cove.\u00a0 \u00a0They’ll send a bus to pick you up in Waikiki and you’ll spend the entire day riding canoes, learning about Hawaiian culture, eating, and attending a really good Luau. A couple of big catch 22’s here. Number one is that they don’t serve alcohol.\u00a0 \u00a0Number two is that it’s run by Mormons.\u00a0 \u00a0Not that Mormons are bad, but I’ve heard stories from some of my clients that their tour included a detour to the BYU campus and the LDS temple, and their guides loved talking about how great Joseph Smith is.\u00a0 \u00a0They all said that “if you can get past that part, and the zero alcohol part, you’re fine.”<\/p>\n If you like to be up and close to the entertainment, then this luau for you.\u00a0 \u00a0Even the back rows are not too far away from the action.\u00a0 The show is great and the food is good. I did notice that their dancers, specifically, their women dancers, were kinda on the bigger side than usual.\u00a0 Not trying to say anything bad about big women, but these hula dancers had a little oomph to them.<\/p>\n Out of all the luaus, I tend to like Paradise Cove the best.\u00a0 The first reason why?\u00a0 \u00a0I’m not going to lie here.\u00a0 \u00a0Some of the women are downright gorgeous.\u00a0 \u00a0I mean, they are the cream of the crop, some of the best local-looking girls that I’ve seen on the island.\u00a0 \u00a0And I’m not saying this in a Harvey Weinstein, Matt Lauer, Bill Cosby way.\u00a0 \u00a0I literally said to myself, “Where the hell did they find women who look like this?”\u00a0 \u00a0The men tend to be in better shape too.\u00a0 Their casting department is really good.\u00a0 \u00a0Tied for first, their food is really good.\u00a0 \u00a0Their bbq chicken and kalua pig is really tasty.\u00a0 \u00a0Secondly, I can sit far away from the stage.\u00a0 \u00a0I’m not sure if you’re like me, but I like to play it safe at these shows.\u00a0 \u00a0I find that if I’m near the stage, I get pulled up on the stage.\u00a0 \u00a0Farther away, the better.\u00a0 \u00a0And if I’m far away, I can continue to attack the buffet line.<\/p>\n I do tend to like Paradise Cove out of all the rest, but they are all good.\u00a0 Any one of them, you’ll be very happy.\u00a0 \u00a0Luaus tend to run around the $100 per person range.\u00a0 \u00a0It’s really worth it in my opinion.<\/p>\n I need to mention that there is a Waikiki called The Diamondhead Luau<\/a>, which one of my couples attended and loved.\u00a0 \u00a0I have never been there before.<\/span><\/p>\n Now, if you’re looking to throw your own luau at your vacation rental, that’s 100% possible.\u00a0 Check out my Costco Luau by clicking here.<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n If you’re a couple that wants to attend a luau after your wedding, that’s really a great idea.\u00a0 \u00a0There are some trade-offs that you need to know if you do decide to take this route.\u00a0 To begin, because most luaus start around sunset, that literally means you will not be able to get sunset shots for your wedding.\u00a0 That is unless you get married at Ko’olina and have your Luau at Paradise Cove.\u00a0 \u00a0If you do it this way, I can pull you away from the Luau for 5 minutes, and we can get sunset shots!\u00a0 \u00a0 I can’t do that at Germaine’s or PCC.<\/p>\n As a last note, make sure that you have a designated driver for the trip back to the hotel.\u00a0 \u00a0Those fruity alcohol drinks have a lot of alcohol!<\/p>\nGERMAINE’S LUAU<\/strong><\/span><\/h3>\n
PARADISE COVE<\/strong><\/span><\/h3>\n
YOUR WEDDING AND LUAU’S<\/h2>\n