BOOK YOUR WEDDING WITH MAGA STEVE!
Before you get your liberal panties twisted up into a pretzel, let me clear the air. Yes, that is an AI-generated image of Trump at a Hawaii wedding. I made it with Grok! Isn’t life incredible since Ai came along? But I think it would be cool to have the best President of my lifetime at one of my weddings.
Oh, by the way, now is the time to get your Joe Biden loving underwear sucked up between your sweaty buttcrack.
Yes, I am a Trump supporter. I watched him in The Apprentice, loved it. Voted for him in 2016, 2020, and 2024. And I am a fan of all of his policies. And in case you’re wondering, so is all of my staff, my close family, and all of my close friends. Oh, one more thing. I’m Chinese. I’m not from CHYYYYNNNNA, I’m a 4th or 5th Generation American. According to Democrat analytics, I’m supposed to hate Trump and be some type of victim of White Supremacy because I’m Asian. I’m supposed to feel offended that Trump called COVID the China-Virus.
Give me a break.
If you’re not a fan of Trump, that’s fine.
Now, if you’re a Trump supporter, we’re going to get along really well. And I created this page for all the MAGA couples out there who want a MAGA wedding planner putting together their Hawaii wedding, and not some libtard who will get offended if you use their wrong pronouns. And trust me, there’s a lot of them out there.
My MAGA couple from the land down under!
MY OAHU WEDDING PACKAGES
So, other than being MAGA, why should you book with me? Well, it’s because I’m a great wedding planner, organized, punctual, I’m an good photographer, videographer, storyteller – and most of all honest. I’ve been in this business for close to 30 years, and I’ve planned over 10,000 weddings. Oh yeah, I won’t make you wear a mask to get married, even if there’s another “pandemic.”
I have two basic packages that my clients use as a foundation to customize their wedding.
THE PATRIOT PACKAGE
- Ordained Minister
- 1 hour of photography coverage, 75 digital photos (good for blue sky OR sunset photos)
- Wedding planning/coordination
$777.50
THE ELOPING PACKAGE
- Ordained Minister
- 1 1/2 hours of photography coverage, 100 digital photos (good for blue sky AND sunset photos)
- Wedding planning/coordination
$965.00
Most of my clients choose one of these packages for the wedding, then add in extra ingredients to their invoice to perfectly season their wedding. You can add leis, bouquets, extra hours of photography. limo, upgrades to the ceremony, and even a helicopter. I’m not joking about that. I got a friend who’s a Navy Seal and a minister. We do adventure weddings where we marry people on cliffs, then they jump into the ocean from the chopper and go scuba diving. I guess what I’m saying is that these basic packages can be customized to be ANYTHING.
Another MAGA couple jumping out of a perfectly working helicopter after getting married
THE NEXT STEP
The next step from here is to get in touch with me. The best way? Call me. But, any way is good. Text. Email. An in-person meeting? Zoom? Let me know. Let’s have a conversation about what’s possible for your wedding, how to plan it, how to save money, you name it. And who knows, we may become great friends! I’ve become close friends with most of my MAGA couples.
Here’s my contact info:
CELL
(808) 479-0685
EMAIL:
Or, you can just fill out the form below, and I’ll call or email you back.