Movie Reviews

Movie Review: Interstellar….What the world? (no spoilers)

Interstellar is a science fiction space movie that stars Matthew Mcconaughey, that guy from the Lincoln car commercials; and Ann Hathaway, that girl who looks rather strange and doesn’t have a car commercial yet.   Before Gravity 2….I mean Interstellar, was released this weekend, critics had begun singing praises, some […]

Guardians of the Galaxy, A MUST SEE! (No Spoilers)

I saw Guardians of the Galaxy twice, and both times, it didn’t disappoint.  The second time was much better though, because I ate five hot dogs.  The entire movie is all around awesome, balancing perfectly the right amount of comedy, action, light drama, and talking trees.  The movie stars Chris Pratt […]

Movie Review: Lucy – What the…Really? What a dumb….. (No Spoilers)

I had the opportunity to attend an early screening of Lucy yesterday (July 23, 2014), for free, and I still feel as though I got ripped off.  I didn’t have any special connections to get into the screening.  I just printed out a ticket, showed up to the theater early […]

MOVIE REVIEW: Spiderman 2 sucks. Give Lone Ranger and Abe Lincoln: Vampire Hunter a Try!

SPIDER-MAN D’OH! I’m a huge Spider-man fan.  I don’t read the comics, but I love the cartoons;  and I love all of the movies…well, all except this one.  It really brings me to a great dismay to say this, but The Amazing Spider-man 2 is an average-to-bad movie.   I was on the fence with […]

MOVIE REVIEW: Draft Day – Good, but There’s a Catch 22

I loved the movie draft day.   Many critics are blasting it, calling it boring, “un-entertaining,” and a miss for Kevin Costner.  And to tell you the truth, I could see why; given that most nerds who review movies for a living are comic book loving weirdos who have no […]

MOVIE REVIEW: Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Captain America 2 was a pretty darn good movie.  I knew it was a good movie going in, after many of my fiends, and a few “movie review guys” who I respect, said it would be awesome.   I’m going to see it again in a few days with my […]

MOVIE REVIEW: Noah – I honestly have no idea

Is Noah a great movie?  I honestly don’t know.  For the first fifteen minutes that I could tolerate, I can honestly say it was boring and not worth my $11.50.  I dozed in and out for the first fifteen minutes, and then I finally got up, left my friends, walked […]

Anchorman 2: Cheesy, Crude, Stupid – A lot of Fun for the Right Fan.

I enjoyed Anchorman 2, but not everyone will. If you enjoy parodies such as Spaceballs, and comedic movies like Naked Gun and Austin Powers, you probably will enjoy Anchorman 2. This movie is filled with jokes, crude offensive humor, and the off-the-wall stupidity that make you laugh because it is […]

Ender’s Game – Five Toes Down – Quick Movie Review

Ender’s Game is a movie adaptation of Orson Scott Card’s wildly famous book, Ender’s Game.  I never read the book, not sure I will.  I saw Ender’s Game in the Titax XC Movie theater and the damn thing cost me $15 big ones.   Was it worth it?  No.   […]

Riddick: Good not great.

I’m still on the fence for Riddick.  On one hand, it was a fun movie to watch.  On the other hand, do I think it was worth it to spend a whopping ten dollars on?   No.  I hate to say this, but unless you are a huge Vin Diesel […]

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